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Classroom "Quotes" |
Many times a student will say something that is rather bizarre, and you know, it just kind of sticks with you...
| "I feel like a flamingo..." | Valerie S. | Algebra 1 ('03-'04) |
| "Ten-Four Big Chicken" | LeAnn S. | Study Hall ('03-'04) |
| "It's kind of lop-tarded" | Sheena J. | Algebra 2 ('03-'04) |
| "Can I tattoo your tongue?...Is this toxic?" | LeNita L. | Algebra 2 ('03-'04) |
| "Sometimes I smell things wrong." | Courtney P. | Applied Math ('04-'05) |
| When asked what the word "Annual" means - "Isn't that a type of car?" (Um...an annual transmission?) | Chelsey R. | Applied Math ('04-'05) |
| "I'm a genius! I'm the next Alfred Einstein!" | Jeremy H. | Applied Math ('04-'05) |
| "Is a monomial like malt-o-meal?" | Ronnie C. | Algebra 1 ('05-'06) |
| "Can I put my Pop-Tart in your toaster?" | Tiffany M. | Algebra 1 ('06-'07) |
| "Man, I feel like a woman!" | Austin W. | Algebra 1 ('07-'08) |
| "Why does a plastic bottle say "Hi! Me 5 cents?"" | Kirsten E. | American History ('08-'09) |
| "I think I stabbed myself" "Are you bleeding?" "I don't know, it's in my pants" |
Reilly H. | Math 8 ('10-'11) |
| "I'm having an affair with a space alien" | Colton R. | Math Enrichment ('10-'11) |
| (During Trivia) "What material
is a baseball covered with?" Response: "Leather" Me: "Can you be more
specific, from what kind of animal?" Response: "I didn't know animals
had leather." |
Stacey A. | Math Enrichment ('10-'11)
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| "It comes from a plant, not a
vegetable!" (Huh ...I always thought a vegetable was a plant) |
Taylor S. | Math Enrichment ('11-'12)
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| "It is better to go hungry than to pluck a chicken" | Class Motto after a feather fable on Bullying | Homeroom ('11-'12) |
| (During Trivia) Me: "How long are Bermuda shorts?" Response: "4 Minutes" |
Hannah R. | Algebra 1 ('11-'12) |
| Me: "Remember, when
factoring by grouping, get your like turds, I mean terms together" Response: "You mean I need to get my poop in a group?" |
Ally S. | Algebra 1 ('12-'13) |